pricksatmywindow:

at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

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aidaislikebored:

fyeahdanhowell:

i was WAITING for this

it’s here! 

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woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

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allwaswellindistrict12:

You know when you join another fandom and you see ALL of the references on your dash and you’re like, “I swear they weren’t there before.” 

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  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you

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ticket-man:

well poop u

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“Hey I’m taking a picture of ya, so just act natural.”

danisnotawalrus:

sodamnrelatable:

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IT’S FUCKING JOHN GREEN

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katshup:

Océane’s infinite list of offensive life ruiners: Emma Stone

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